It's been a while.
Any art I've made in the past two years has, obviously, not been posted, though I can assure you it's better than this crap. I can't seem to figure out how to clear my gallery, there doesn't appear to be any kind of "delete" option. Anybody care to help? Specifically the "Scraps" section, I don't want to have to keep staring at my stupid teenage face over and over again. I've also been attempting to put up a new avatar, but every time I select and press "OK!", .. nothing happens. I think I'm just an e-tard. deviantART is too sophisticated for my feeble brain. Three years ago, I could handle it, but now? I've gotten soft.

Dare I dazzle you with an update on my life as of late? Okay, because you said "please".

First and foremost, I miss Kevin Stephens. Holy shit, Kevin Stephens. Where are you? I'll bet you're easier to find than I imagine you are, what with Salem not being a very big place, but I'm such a recluse these days I don't even know where to begin.
Secondly, for those who weren't aware(and many weren't, though for no other reason than that I am exceedingly lazy and not much of a gossip-monger, especially when it comes to myself)I have done the following:
1) gotten married(to the single best person on this planet. The vote was taken, you lost.)
2) acquired a house
3) inherited many cats
4) lost touch with a whole lot of people due to my extreme apathy towards my "social life" which in some cases, I regret, but in many, I do not
--and most importantly--
5) sometime in the next few weeks I will be having a baby.

WHAT?! Yeah, I know.

A lot of people, specifically people that apparently don't know me and thus, don't matter, are really shocked and awed by these facts. Why, I'm not sure, because ending my obsessive search for meaning and purpose and finally, FINALLY getting to settle down and enjoy my life was, really, the only thing I could possibly do. It was mid-summer's eve and it was fate. The end. The cats and the house are just the perks, having a family.. is the best thing I could ever imagine. We haven't spent more than a few hours apart in the past year, and can you believe it?!-- we're stronger than ever today. This is a feat, because as any of you that have suffered my presence for very long may know, I have a tendency to monopolize people's time to fill my own. Luckily, I'm head-over-heels for the one other person in the world who doesn't mind that fact, who even relishes in it.

We are two(almost three) weird peas in an even weirder pod, and that's all anybody really needs to know, I guess.




Oh, and the cats are pretty cool, too.